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Will it Blend?

This has been floating out there for a while, but I just wanted to share it with everyone. I was fascinated by a series of videos from Will it Blend. Basically, a guy puts random stuff if the blender and tests to see if it blends. It always does. By the way, they are advertising for the blender, so it’s not just some random guy blending stuff because he’s bored.

There is something just goofy about the videos. And they are a hoot to watch. There’s something about destroying stuff that is just so appealing.

As a side note, I think putting the ads at the end of the video is a great idea. It’s amazing that people are putting ads within ads.

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Zeitgeist 2006

As I was looking at the Google Zeitgeist for 2006, I was saddened to learn that the most popular search term was for something I had never heard of. (It’s bebo, a site like myspace.)

After looking at that, I thought of looking at some of the searches on Google that brought people here. Here’s a few of the search terms that somehow landed someone here:

  • wmds+under+president+desk+video – I have no idea about that one.
  • thief under car achilles tendon – What does being under a car have to do with an Achilles tendon?
  • greensboro mulch online ordering – Mulch doesn’t seem to be the kind of product I can see ordering online. The shipping costs must be outrageous…
  • does george bush believe the sun revolves around earth – I hope not. He’s not that dumb.
  • why get TPed? – Why not?
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    How Santa Does It

    A professor of mechanical and aeronautical engineering at NC State has described how Santa would be able to figure out what kids want for Christmas and how to deliver all the presents in one night.

    Santa figures out what they want through all sorts of Big Brother techniques “…via a listening antenna that combines technologies currently used in cell phones and EKGs.” He also uses this information to determine the optimum route.

    The toys are handled by nano-tech, with each toy created in each house. No more Santa’s workshop, I guess.

    And all the toys (well, toy factories) are delivered through “relativity clouds,” where Santa can stretch the space/time continuum to deliver all the toys in short amount of time in our concept of time.

    Of course, this is all possible because Santa and the elves are all much more educated in the principles like quantum physics. Or maybe Santa is just an alien with all this advanced knowledge…

    [tags]Santa[/tags]

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    Horse Head-butt restores man’s sight…

    … and it happened in my hometown of Monticello, NY, of all places.

    To make a short story shorter, a guy lost his sight in his right eye. Horse hits him in the head, guy gets eyesight back. All happened at the racetrack (racino?) in Monticello. Doctors are baffled, guy is grateful for head-butt.

    He just better make sure he doesn’t get hit like that again. He might go back to being blind.

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    Blogobitchin!

    I just wanted to take a moment to comment on an experience we had last week with a repair tech from Sears earlier in the week.

    Our ice maker had stopped working in our 15 month old fridge. Naturally, the warranty was for 12 months. A repair tech came out, fiddled with it for a couple minutes, and amazingly came to the conclusion that the motor was shot and needed to be replaced.

    Why was it amazing? According to Sharon, he never actually looked at the motor.

    Then we found that that a replacement would run us about $240. Thanks, but no thanks. It takes a whole lot of inconvenient manual ice making to add up to $240. So we paid the $60 for the visit (all of ten minutes), and he left.

    Later that night, we heard an odd noise come from the fridge. It was familiar, and Sharon and I just looked at each other. Water had started to fill the ice tray. A little while later, we heard the familiar crash of ice into the bucket. Apparently, the motor wasn’t shot, like our repair tech had told us.

    Now I admit, the ice maker still doesn’t seem to be perfect, but it is making ice, and it’s most of it is making it into the bucket. Some of it still gets stuck on it’s way down.

    At this point, I don’t think we are going to deal with Sears again if (when?) something happens to the fridge. And I would be hard pressed to actually get another appliance from there again.

    So, in closing, many thanks a lot Sears for trying to sell us something we didn’t need!

    (BTW, thanks to The Consumerist for popularizing the term “Blogobitchin.” I’m not that creative to come up with something like that…)
    [tags]blogobitchin, Sears, Refrigerator, Customer Service[/tags]

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    Free Doritos?

    Well, sort of.

    If you’re on the Outer Banks, and don’t mind going to the beach to pick some up. A container on a ship fell off, and the Doritos washed ashore.

    Now I’ve got a few questions.

  • How many bags of Doritos fit in a container?
  • How does a container fall off a ship?
  • How many Doritos can one person or family really need?
  • My favorite part of the article:

    David Dixon, an Avon attorney and amateur video­grapher, wasted no time in taking video footage to make a 30-second commercial. Doritos is running a promotion that invites fans to post their own homemade commercials

    It’s probably not the kind of publicity they are looking for.

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    Worst iPod Accessory Ever

    iCarta+
    I was looking through one of the great catalogs that I randomly get from B&H, and saw the iCarta+.

    My favorite quote from the product description:

    The iCarta is great for playing music while you’re in the shower, or for any other occasion.

    Any other occasion? How long do you really spend in the bathroom, wishing you could listen to your music? And why would you spend $90 on this? A small stereo, or small speakers, can do the same thing.Except dispense toilet paper.

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    Election Crap

    It’s a little bit dated, but I wanted to throw it out there anyway. I used one of those touchscreen voting machines last Tuesday, and it went incredibly smoothly. While I was making my selections, there was a roll of paper behind plexiglass on the left side that would print every choice I made.

    So that was that. No controversy, no nothing, just a very orderly process. Hope it’s like that the next time around.

    [tags]Election, Voting, Touchscreen[/tags]

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    TP Insurance

    While on the way home today, I was listening to the radio. During the mindless banter between songs and commercials, the DJ was talking about how a girl in Texas is offering TP Insurance for Halloween.

    Here’s how it works: you give her $10. If your house gets TPed on Halloween, she and her friends clean it up. And the money goes to charity.

    I think this is pretty inventive. I’m sure they could charge even more if they wanted to. I’m just curious to see how many houses get TPed. But they don’t do eggs or “forks”. Not sure what those forks are, any ideas?

    [tags]Halloween, Insurance[/tags]

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    No More Bling!

    4410

    We were walking through Target yesterday, and I noticed a Hello Kitty digital camera “with bling.” Even the price tag for the camera said “Digital With Bling.”

    What is it with calling anything that sparkles bling? Does the act of putting “bling” on a cheap digital camera suddenly make it more attractive?

    As of this post, you will never see me write anything about bling again.

    Curious side note: what in the world is the “exclusive Hello Kitty photo editing software?”

    [tags]bling, Hello Kitty, Digital Camera[/tags]