Man robs store with stapler…

… in Ashland, KY of all places.

A while back, a guy tried to rob a store in Ashland after covering his face in duct tape.

This time, a guy held up the store at stapler point. This part of the story is awesome (emphasis mine):

Ashland Police Capt. Don Petrella said he didn’t know if Rocchi planned to shoot staples at the shop’s employees or use it as a blunt instrument if he didn’t get the cash.

Really, shoot staples at the employees? That’s serious!